I wish I could have recorded this. Me and the munchkins were on our way to Whole Foods - a 20 minute drive. Mind you, we have the DVD player in the backseat but it didn't seem to make a difference.
Jacob: Are we there yet?
Mom: No Jacob. We just left the house. It will be about 20 minutes.
Jacob: That's going to take an hour!
Mom: No Jacob, it'll only take 20 minutes.
Jacob: It'll be one hundred minutes.
Mom: No Jacob, just 20 minutes. Why don't you watch the movie?
Kaitrin: A, B, C, D, E....Momma, I a good singer.
Mom: Yes Kaitrin, you are a good singer.
Kaitrin: I sing more, A, B, C, D...
Jacob: Kaitrin! Stop - you are giving me a headache!
Kaitrin: No Jacob! I a good singer! (singing louder) A, B, C, D, E...
Mom: Jacob, let her sing...put your head phones on and watch the movie.
Jacob: Mom, what's that?
Mom: It's the Budwieser Plant
Jacob: Do they make Bud?
Mom: They make beer - not bud.
Kaitrin: Deer!
Mom: No Kaitrin, Beer not Deer.
Jacob: Uncle Michael likes to drink beer.
Kaitrin: Uncle Michael likes deer.
Mom: No Kaitrin, Uncle Michael likes beer.
Kaitrin: White Tailed Deer!
Jacob: She doesn't know anything, Mom
Mom: Jacob, she's learning. Leave her alone.
Kaitrin: Sunday, Monday, Tuesday...
Jacob: Kaitrin! Stop singing!
Kaitrin: Jacob, I smack you butt.
Mom: Kaitrin, hitting isn't nice.
Kaitrin: It funny momma, it funny. Hee hee hee
Jacob: What's that over there?
Kaitrin: What's that?
Jacob: It looks like a tower.
Kaitrin: A tower!
Jacob: Kaitrin! Stop repeating me!
Kaitrin: Repeat me
Jacob: Mommy! Make her stop!
Kaitrin: Make her stop...I smack you butt!
Mom: There is a movie on...someone please watch it....
Jacob: Are we there yet?
Mom: It'll be just a minute Jacob.
Kaitrin: I want a cookie!
Mom: We can buy some at the store Kaitrin.
Jacob: Mommy, I was watching the clock and your minute is up. We aren't at the store. What's up with that?
Mom: We will be there soon. If we go to the right here, it takes us to the zoo.
Kaitrin: The zooooooo! I want go to Zooooo! Zooooo! Zooooo!
Mom: When it gets warmer, Kaitrin.
Kaitrin: Now! Zoo! Please Momma!
Mom: When it gets warmer...it's too cold today.
Jacob: Maybe we can go in May. I don't think I remember any of the zoo animals Mom.
Mom: They are all the same Jacob, you haven't missed anything since the last time we were there.
Kaitrin: Animals! I see animals!
Mom: Maybe tomorrow Kaitrin.
Jacob: But I have school tomorrow!
Mom: I was just saying Jacob. What do you want to buy at the store?
Jacob: Mango
Kaitrin: Gango! Yucky...disgusting!
Jacob: Na-ah Kaitrin - it's good.
Kaitrin: No Jacob! I smack you butt!
Mom: Where did you learn that Kaitrin?
Kaitrin: Jacob say it.
Mom: Thanks Jacob...
Mom: We are here! Everyone out!
Kaitrin: Get out pokey butt...let's go, now!
Mom: Settle down little Miss Bossy...
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