Toilets

Yes, he is sitting on the toilet. Yes, he is reading a book on the toilet. And yes, the book is the story of Jesus.

Jacob and I are driving to Gordon's last weekend. For those of you who don't know, Gordon's is a food service store that sells bulk items for those of us who completely forget to order it for work. I ask Jacob if he wants to get anything from Gordon's for the house. He says that he has something in mind that we need. Cookies? Nope. Pretzels? Nope. "I think that we need some new toilet seats, Mom" Really Jacob, because they only sell food there. "But what about the things on the sink that give us water?" A faucet? "Yes, we need some new ones of those, too."